Today, I went to take my fly new ride for a bath. I took it to one of those places that you drive up, get out, they wash it, while you wait inside that little shop thing…

I am a sucker for car wash gift shops. I swear to god, I never would have guessed that I would have such a deep pining for a faux leather steering wheel cover, or a pair of fuzzy dice, but I was seriously struggling.

What is that? Why would I think, even for a second that their limited and over priced merchandise is something I need.

I’m at a loss.